Hey, we didn't name him Solomon for nothing

Some recent words from Solomon that I will ponder for a lifetime:



"Mama, is our house like the whole world to a ladybug?"

"My coach said we're having a SKIMPAGE this week against another team"


And, while sitting on my lap listening to a story he began laughing and said:

"Cool, I just went gas, did you feel that?"

I tried explaining that he would say "I HAD gas" but he was too busy rolling on the floor in fits of gut wrenching laughter.